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bossmademestartablog:

yourdearestwatson:

bossmademestartablog:

yourdearestwatson:

bossmademestartablog:

yourdearestwatson:

bossmademestartablog:

yourdearestwatson:

It’s domination, not a rodeo. 

Why would I think anything was a rodeo?  You’re a cowboy now?

It was a joke. 

If I had a rotten tomato, I’d have thrown it at you.

Then I’ll be glad you’re out of fruit. 

I’ll never be out of fruit if you’re around.

Are you hitting on me now?

Not at all, you rotten tomato.

[Scoffs] Bit childish, that.

» A message from Anonymous:

How do you manage to do so many things at once: write on tumblr, cook, work, etc?

her-master:

I have six arms.

bossmademestartablog:

yourdearestwatson:

bossmademestartablog:

yourdearestwatson:

bossmademestartablog:

yourdearestwatson:

It’s domination, not a rodeo. 

Why would I think anything was a rodeo?  You’re a cowboy now?

It was a joke. 

If I had a rotten tomato, I’d have thrown it at you.

Then I’ll be glad you’re out of fruit. 

I’ll never be out of fruit if you’re around.

Are you hitting on me now?

bossmademestartablog:

yourdearestwatson:

bossmademestartablog:

yourdearestwatson:

It’s domination, not a rodeo. 

Why would I think anything was a rodeo?  You’re a cowboy now?

It was a joke. 

If I had a rotten tomato, I’d have thrown it at you.

Then I’ll be glad you’re out of fruit. 

Hmmm, maybe when I get off semi-hatus I can write down John’s Dom rules and convert a whole page to DomJohn and then finally do my verse page.

bossmademestartablog:

yourdearestwatson:

It’s domination, not a rodeo. 

Why would I think anything was a rodeo?  You’re a cowboy now?

It was a joke. 

bossmademestartablog:

yourdearestwatson:

I’ve been with her. Frankly, I think she’d be impressed with my style. 

We dated for a long time.  It was intense.

She always said she wasn’t good enough for me. I’m glad she found someone, I guess.

voldemortcanyounot:

newerleaf:

surimistick:

you-look-beautifuller:

HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD

i pressed reblog like 10 seconds into this

WHAT. THE. FUCK. LOL.

thank you 

queerlittlefucker:

chicken tenders are a lie.  they are not really tender.  do they hold your hand?  do they kiss u sweetly on the forehead?  do they whisper in your ear?  no.  bc they are too chicken