shieldshawk:

yourdearestwatson:

"You could trust me a bit more."

"Last time I trusted people, things exploded."

"I’m not exactly a god, am I?"

admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

shieldshawk:

yourdearestwatson:

John rolled his eyes, “you’re welcome.”

"Can you really blame me for worrying?"

"You could trust me a bit more."

joanwatsonwearsjumpers said: "I'm proving to you that I am defiantly strong enough to pick you up." It was actually quite obvious she was failing at picking him up.

joanwatsonwearsjumpers:

yourdearestwatson:

joanwatsonwearsjumpers:

yourdearestwatson:

"Let. Me. DOWN."

"You realize you’re not actually even of the ground." Joan stated, letting go of his legs.

"Not the point!" John huffed, backing up. "I never thought you weren’t as strong as me, just because you’re female. Jesus."

Joan let out a little huff and crossed her arms over her chest. “Yeah, well you never said I was strong, either!”

John shook his head with a sigh, “What exactly are you trying to prove?”

skullandridingcrop:

yourdearestwatson:

[Wicked Grin] Would it be any fun if I told you?

[Whines] Not as fun.

[Bends down an sucks in his neck]

yourdearestwatson:

shieldshawk:

yourdearestwatson:

"When you’re better," John promised with a pat to Clint’s knee. "I hid it from Sherlock, it’s perfectly safe."

"…He can find a crack addict’s den by looking at the mud on the guy’s feet, unless it’s locked up in a safe…

John rolled his eyes, “you’re welcome.”

pansexual fun fact #1

mysticpotstickers:

pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.

All in the same day if they feel perky.
joanwatsonwearsjumpers said: "I'm proving to you that I am defiantly strong enough to pick you up." It was actually quite obvious she was failing at picking him up.

joanwatsonwearsjumpers:

yourdearestwatson:

"Let. Me. DOWN."

"You realize you’re not actually even of the ground." Joan stated, letting go of his legs.

"Not the point!" John huffed, backing up. "I never thought you weren’t as strong as me, just because you’re female. Jesus."

skullandridingcrop:

yourdearestwatson:

skullandridingcrop:

yourdearestwatson:

skullandridingcrop:

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"Or what?”

"There will be serious concequinces!!"

[Flops John down on the bed] “Going to punish me?” [Smirks]

[Sits up and squints his eyes] You’d enjoy that too much. [Gets up and throws Sherlock on the bed, straddles him, holding his wrists down] I have something way worse in plan for you.

[Tries to wiggle free, but John has him thoroughly pinned down, whimpers softly] What’s that?

[Wicked Grin] Would it be any fun if I told you?

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shieldshawk:

yourdearestwatson:

"When you’re better," John promised with a pat to Clint’s knee. "I hid it from Sherlock, it’s perfectly safe."

"…He can find a crack addict’s den by looking at the mud on the guy’s feet, unless it’s locked up in a safe somewhere, I don’t buy that it’s safe."

"I have successfully his his cigarettes twice for six months. Trust me."



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